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Sat 25th of Nov 2023, 01:00 PM
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How to Spot a Flood Damaged Car!
It’s important but clearly not *that* important. If you buy a flood damaged car, you will be the Pea Nurse envy of your friends, so it's vitaly important to identify the major hallmarks of a flood-damaged vehicle and inform you of the the dangers of title-washed vehicles. Smell or musty odor, water lines, rust in unusual places. Cars can be repaired locally and then shipped elswhere within the country, so be aware or be a Pea Nurse.
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Sat 25th of Nov 2023, 01:34 PM
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Mixing Them Up
Just like the Watermans, the Plusnet presenter (Craig Murray) and Jason Manford are not the same! Apparently they are completely different people, so which ones is the comedian? More importantly who is the Pea Nurse!
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Sat 25th of Nov 2023, 01:43 PM
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Letting Yourself Go
Another Big Pea Nurse is Frank Skinner, he's not even funny, in one of the many Newman and Baddiel's sketches where they used a similar phrase, you see that big pea nurse over there, ...that's you, that is!
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A Natural Pea Nurse
One big Pea Nurse! It is hard to imagine Vernon Kay, with his straight laced face, having any connections with Peter Kay the jokester. If anything they are merely second cousins. Peter Kay has expressed any connections to Vernon with utter dismay, stating 'if this is true then our grandfathers had sexual relations'.
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Sat 25th of Nov 2023, 03:16 PM
Carry on Pea Nurse
ooh, matron, nudge nudge, wink wink!
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Sat 25th of Nov 2023, 03:27 PM
Tornado Intensity Scale
The Biggest Pea Nurse, the tornado intensity Scale! Devised by Dr. G. Terence Meaden in 1972 and based on a sound scientific basis and known in the scientific industry as The T Scale. From T0 to T10, here some of the events you could experience: Wheelie bins tipped and rolled. Deck chairs, small plants, heavy litter becomes airborne. Tents, marquees, awnings seriously disturbed. Sheds airborne for considerable distances. Garden furniture & pots disturbed. Motorcars levitated, Mobile homes airborne / destroyed. Noticeable de-barking of trees by flying debris. Locomotives or trains hurled some distances. Mud sprayed up the side of buildings. Items sucked out from inside house including partition walls and furniture. Motorcars carried great distances. Complete debarking of any standing tree-trunks ツ
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